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Asshole Disney.: Let's talk about how much I learned in my Intro to Politics class today.
Let’s talk about how much I learned in my Intro to Politics class today.
Oh wait. It was impossible to pay attention because the guy next to me TOOK OFF HIS SHOES AND SOCKS IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS.
This is not your home. This is not car or your cave dwelling or your cardboard box. This is a college class.
Look at this man. I bet his feet hurt like a bitch.
He had WOODEN TEETH and he walked his wooden-toothed ass all over the place with his boots ON. Do you think he was kicking it at surveyor’s college shoeless? NO. This motherfucker was not.
If this man had saw you traipsing around shoeless like you fucking own the place you know what he would do? He’d put you on a reservation. FUCK what you want, if you don’t want to wear shoes, this is your punishment.
See Teddy Roosevelt here?
He’s LAUGHING AT YOU. Know why? You’re not wearing any fucking shoes. TR doesn’t have time for this shit. He’s going to quietly tell you off and then beat you to death with his big stick.
Don’t even get this guy started.
He had fucking polio. Bitch didn’t even walk that much. But guess what? HE WORE SOME CLASSY SHOES.
See that little girl with him? She’s got her shoes on. Know why? She’s scared shitless because FDR would probably send that dog to maim the hell out of her for lack of proper footwear. You can’t fight Hitler without shoes, and this bitch knows it.
Consider this a wake up call, guy next to me. You’re lucky I’m not President.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in a hot minute.
